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I hate when people say “women should leave some things to the imagination” like WTF do y’all think women are hiding under their shirt? A baby goat??? The Bridge to Terabithia?? Get the fuck…

bowsandbohs:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

Accurate.

molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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Anonymous: How did you discover you liked girls

turklet:

i looked at a girl and i was like nice

avelera:

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(1 week later)

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adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

what… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

tosquinha:

Galadriel was in a hurry, that’s all

speakfriendandenter:

SO WE FILMED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I WANTED TO POST THIS NOW IN THE MIDST OF OUR PAIN BECAUSE THERE IS ALWAYS HAPPY BAGGINSHIELD TO BE FOUND IN THE LEGOVERSE WHERE NO ONE DIES AND EVERYONE IS HAAAPPY

rexuality:

deathcomes4u:

THE ANIMATION IN BAMBI IS MUCH MORE ACCURATE THAN I REALISED HOLY SHITNUGGETS

what are deers even trying to accomplish

sonoci:

miss-mioda:

tHIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN A MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMS FROM THE VILLAINS POINT OF VIEW AND I AM SHITTING MYSEL F

no wonder they never do anything to stop them transforming. They probably just stand there like:

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bonus

cute-overload:

The bread king
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

aquiladafirenze:

miscaitlin:

tes1a:

tes1a:

gamers dont take hot showers

they take image-y ones

what

Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

………….i”,m so..ry

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